0ny:

There’s really nothing I hate more than judgmental religious people. I don’t understand. How can you be judgmental and yet call yourself a follower of Christ? Jesus never turned anyone away and he damn sure never looked down on people because of their decisions. It makes no sense to me. People have it so backwards. I’m so angered by the hypocrisy of some so-called Christians.

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

"Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America."

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 

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floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

welcomeovens:

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

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breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

officialcaesarsalazar:

A fairy tale where a child is cursed and the spell can only be broken with true love’s kiss.
Their mother then gently kisses them on the forehead and the spell is broken.
After all, love isn’t just romantic.

unicornbl000d:

Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.

I think I’m onto something here.