"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

(Source: mysharona1987)

(Source: disneydailly)

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."

read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since  (via pluiedem)

- reblogging to source the original quote by inkskinned

(via ladysnark)

(Source: amindyproject)

How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked